Ladies and Gentleman, this is a huge moment - you are staring at the result of 7,132 days of hard work.
But
don’t let the slow-grow take anything away from Justin Bieber who
appears to be hitting puberty harder than a winning shot in swingball as
he unveiled
some kind of moustache.
The
19-year-old stepped out in New York with a furry slug draped over his upper-lip like a bedraggled mat hanging over the side of a bath.
It
was first thought Bieber had in fact sellotaped the many limbs of small
spiders or daddy longlegs to his face in an attempt to look older.
But sources close to the superstar have told us
tragically exclusively: “It’s true. That is his actual hair growing from his face.”
For
some people it's seen as a sign of masculinity and for others it's
simply unhygienic but for Bieber, it’s the ultimate disguise.
He was barely recognised when walking the streets of NYC last night
as he grabbed a late night snack at the Dream Downtown Restaurant.
A waiting pap told a fellow photographer: “Wow, doesn’t that middle aged man look like Justin Bieber?”
Sadly for the teenager, his impressive undercover look was foiled as a mob of fans recognised his eye-popping levels of swag.
Some
fans became aggressive trying to get a picture with the popstar – who
was quite obviously styling himself on Richard in Friends – before
security intervened.
It’s not he first time he’s used this technique.
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